300 (2007)
So epic that if played in fast forward it would end in 40 minutes
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At the casting call for female actors: "Are you auditioning for the role of the woman who is raped by a young guy, a woman who is raped by five old guys, or the role of harem sex slave?"
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300 isn't just the representation of spartans, but the amount of times I openly cheered, whooped, or hollered at the ensuing chaos
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This movie's theme song should be: Who wears short shorts?
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For a movie based off of a comic book, based off of another movie, based off the re-telling of an actual event, this movie had a wonderfully large special effects budget.
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Whatever your views on U.S. foreign policy, hearing that someone interpreted this movie as a support piece for George W. Bush is ten kinds of hilarious.
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98% slow motion, 1% character development and 1% plot.
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Even...... the....... review........ is......... in....... slow...... motion....
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I am both in fear and awe of a piece of media that inspires me to brutally slay anything in my path in the name of glory.
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My wife liked this movie more than me for one reason ..... BEEFCAKE!
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