Beowulf (2007)
Beowulf proves how fallible man truly is when faced with a dripping, golden Angelina Jolie.
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They turned a timeless epic poem into something pointless which is what hollywood does by dousing it in the CGI tank.
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It's like watching someone play God of War, cinematic and stunning, but you would rather play the game yourself.
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No matter what manner of sin you commit in the process, if you bed Angelina Jolie songs will be sung of your heroism for centuries.
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