Catwoman (2004)
In a cinematic feat that seems like it should be impossible, this movie is actually at its worst when Halle Berry is wearing a skin-tight leather suit.
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Aiming to please, this one skyrockets on the pleasure scale somewhere in the vicinity of nails on a chalkboard, dry heaving lumps of hair, and grazing the litter box.
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Why do Academy Award winners always decide they need to star in total flops after they bagged the deal?
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Not very good.
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Scratching and clawing it's mange-induced way over Steel to take the "Best/Worst Vanity Pic" award.
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Think you can do better?
