Eragon (2006)
Wow...really, this movie tries so, so hard and yet I don't even really wanna waste my time.
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I like the girl, but I can’t help but wonder if I just watched seconds 12 and 13 of Joss Stone’s fame tick by.
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"Lord of the Rings" meets "Gigli".
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I'm pretty sure I've come up with this movie before around 3am after several beers while discussing the relative merits of crossing Star Wars with Dragons - yes, I'm looking at you Eragon Skywalker, Obi-Brom-Kenobi, Durza Vader and Emperor Galbatorix.
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the originality used for the title, where they changed one letter in the word dragon, shouldve set the low expectation for originality in the rest of the plot
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One can only assume that Jeremy Irons and John Malkovich each wanted to add a piece to their filmography that nieces and nephews under the age of 18 would be allowed to watch.
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A movie for those with airbrush pictures of wolves on their shirts.
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Think you can do better?
