The Girl Next Door (2004)
Wow, Look at those assets!
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You might be expecting me to make a comment about the "next door" aspect of this title, but instead I'm going to call into question the use of the word "girl", which is normally used to describe a female who has not yet reached sexual maturity.
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Gives hope to my dream of being taught how to love by a porn star that oddly doesnt include sex until after my lesson is learned
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It goes to show that in the end, porn can improve your life and make everything better.
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Minimal wardrobe = popular movie
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Think you can do better?
