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Hitman (2007)

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Shok says:
The filmmakers clearly believed the only distractions we needed from the thin plot, lackluster direction and miscast lead were regular intervals of Olga Kurylenko's nudity, and...and I've suddenly lost my train of thought.
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Clay says:
I spent large chunks of the movie wondering what would show up if you did a price check on Agent 47.
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Sage says:
Revealing your name to the hottie who wants to jump your bones should never come across as an ackward first date.
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