Jaws (1975)
Now whenever I'm in any source of water and something touches me, I will produce a feminine scream that will put little schoolgirls to shame.
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Spielberg went with the excellent idea of never showing his never-believable mechanical shark, ended with the thought/hope that good movies don't need sequel, but still caved to studio thought that action movies must "go boom" at some point.
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I am convinced that most of those townfolk should be registered as legally blind since they couldn't see a shark that big swimming just below the surface next to them until it had devoured someone.
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I realize it's impossible for a shark to swim up through the sewer system while I'm powdering my nose, but we're talking about mechanical sharks here, which I think changes the parameters of what's possible.
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