Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
It doesn't matter how corny the Tomb Raider franchise is, because Angelina Jolie could give your grandma a boner.
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I can count on one finger the number of roles Angelina Jolie is going to encounter in her career where she'll need to wear extra padding to make her breasts appear larger.
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