Spider-man 3 (2007)
Somebody got chick-flick in my superhero movie.
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Saying this is the worst film in the series is a lot like saying, "This flawed diamond isn't worth as much as these other two priceless jewels."
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Why they opted for a Michael Bay story structure (lots of special effects and, oh right, some characters) baffles me...
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The first fight scene with New Goblin was probably awesome, but things were happening way too fast for me to tell.
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One giant Aesop's fable.
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Is it weird that I find Topher Grace to be creepier than Venom?
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The Sandman in his uber form looked too much like Zozobra for me to be impressed.
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I blinked and missed the fight scenes, then suddenly found myself watching the 'Amazing Peter Parker Dates Kirsten Dunst...Again' film!
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The only fitting way to review a movie that tries to pack an unrealistically large amount of stuff into a single movie is to use but one sentence to mention the overflow of storylines, characters, and allusions to the previous two films in the franchise which makes this movie seem like it was trying too hard, an observation which is supported by the industry buzz that this is the most expensive film that has ever been made so far.
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