Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Maybe a more focused screenplay, without distractions like Jar Jar and the evil Jake Lloyd, could've saved it.
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You have one bullet, three choices; Jar Jar for any number of reasons, Jake Lloyd for being an emotionless twit no one wants to see grow up to be a space badass, or Lucas for killing off Maul.
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Unlike the queen, I will not condone a course of action that will allow my hair to look that heinous.
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Jar Jar encapsulates everything that was disappointing about this prequel, much the way Darth Maul encapsulates everything that was so cool I forgive George Lucas the aforementioned Jar Jar.
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Think you can do better?
