X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Too many cool X-Men story strands and not enough attention paid to any of them.
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Brett Ratner just made "the list."
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Decades of history behind you, already storyboarded adventures, characters fans foam at the mouth over...and still, somehow, you can still mess it up.
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Jurassic Park III treatment wherein we exchange dinosaurs for mutants and hope this sustains merchandising for a while.
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One can only hope that Ratner's stay on the X-Men franchise will be as brief as the appearance of Angel, because it is already as forgettable.
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Before plans to lynch poor Mr. Ratner come to fruition, the question that begs asking is, can he really be blamed for simply working with what he was given?
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"I'm the Juggarnaut, bitch," speaks for itself.
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An 'instant classic' in the same way 'instant noodles' are.
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Brett Ratner shows us that character development is about as important to superhero movies as Rush Hour was to his career.
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Dear Mr. Bryan Singer, I hope it was worth leaving the franchise to direct Superman Returns because your successor provided us a movie that was decent, but nowhere near the caliber of your forays into the Marvel Universe.
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Think you can do better?
