Newest Sentences
Eli
on
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
"Mom, is it okay if I go to the quantum anomaly after school today?"
sargon
on
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
By the fifth installment of this series Michael Bay will wise up and edit out all of the audio except that glorious sound of a laser sword slicing through an alien alloy robot shell.
anonymous
on
Be Kind Rewind
A great nod to do-it-yourself filmmakers that can't help but come up feeling a little pieced together itself.
Eli
on
Léon (The Professional)
I find myself once again disturbed with the realization that famous actors are not frozen at a given age and that there are recorded instances of the celebrity aging phenomenon.
Eli
on
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus
Robby J once again proves my theory that he can do no wrong, even when I don't recognize that it's him until half way through the movie.
Eli
on
Twilight
I hear nothing but the feverish scribbling of Anne Rice taking notes.
Shok
on
Curse of the Golden Flower
And people wonder why the divorce rate is so high.
Eli
on
17 Again
It must be utterly miserable for all teenagers who realize that someday they will become their own version of Matthew Perry.
Shok
on
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Calling it loud, obnoxious, brainless, incoherent and racist would be an insult if that didn't describe most of Michael Bay's filmography.
