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dulit1980
on
The Number 23
At first I couldn't figure out what Jim Carrey was doing in this movie, but after having watched it twice through I'm pretty sure I've killed enough brain cells to give up and watch it again just for kicks.
Shok
on
Deja Vu
Just because I've seen it before doesn't mean it wasn't a blast the second time around.
dulit1980
on
Napoleon Dynamite
Comedically less dynamite and more m80's strategically placed around the jock/bully's house to make him crap his pants and look more the fool than your bucktooth, antisocial, emotionally awkward ass.
Kevin H
on
Be Kind Rewind
I'm uncertain of what kind of sentence to put for this movie because the movie itself was uncertain what it wanted to be.
anonymous
on
Postal
The new litmus test to prove if someone's human: if they watch postal and aren't enraged at its very existence... they're aliens.
dulit1980
on
Click
Forgettable Sandler fare wherein he figuratively beats the dead horse from It's A Wonderful Life, Mr. Destiny, and Bedazzled, which literally would have been more entertaining.
dulit1980
on
Catwoman
Aiming to please, this one skyrockets on the pleasure scale somewhere in the vicinity of nails on a chalkboard, dry heaving lumps of hair, and grazing the litter box.
Kevin H
on
Step Brothers
No other adult actors have mastered acting elegantly like a child and/or idiot like Will and John have in this movie.

