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Fast Times at Ridgemont High
If you have ever wondered why Sean Penn is so insanely serious about everything, this movie will explain his twenty year personal catharsis.
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The Girl Next Door
You might be expecting me to make a comment about the "next door" aspect of this title, but instead I'm going to call into question the use of the word "girl", which is normally used to describe a female who has not yet reached sexual maturity.
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Hackers
Short hair makes me slightly less attracted to Angelina Jolie, and stealing a dollar from Bill Gates makes him slightly less rich.
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88 Minutes
How refreshing to see Mr. Pacino finally take on a character that is both modest and unassuming.
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Hitman
The filmmakers clearly believed the only distractions we needed from the thin plot, lackluster direction and miscast lead were regular intervals of Olga Kurylenko's nudity, and...and I've suddenly lost my train of thought.
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Havoc
Dear Diary: I am bored being a princess and I wish for just one second Julie Andrews would turn her head so I could go hang with some Latino gang-bangers.
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The Forbidden Kingdom
If your only real complaint about the Wizard of Oz is that there just isn't enough kung fu, you're going to have some very warm feelings toward this movie.
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Alien: Resurrection
If you're only as good as your last movie, it's a wonder Joss Whedon didn't burst into flame the second he put pencil to paper.
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Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)
Makes you wish all the world's activity was backed up with an Ennio Morricone soundtrack, doesn't it?
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No Country For Old Men
You know a man is pure evil if you can take him seriously as a villain no matter how ridiculous his choice of haircut may be.
