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Kevin H
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Alien vs. Predator
I never thought a predator would look ridiculous until i saw one run side by side with a woman
Kevin H
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Children of Men
I consider this a fine resume for me to invite Clive Owen to be my child's babysitter, when i finally have one that is.
Sage
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Across the Universe
You feel slightly dirty when you see a strawberry, and don't know why.
Sage
on
The Faculty
When does a horror movie let the good guys live, and get everyone hooked up?
Clay
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Bobby
Since the subject of this biopic is such a well-known figure I expected Emilio Estevez to use historic footage instead of trying to find an actor who could meet the audience’s expectations, but I didn’t notice a single frame with the actual Bobby Brown.
Sage
on
An Inconvenient Truth
I don't remember Al Gore putting this much effort into being our vice-president.
sargon
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High
If you have ever wondered why Sean Penn is so insanely serious about everything, this movie will explain his twenty year personal catharsis.
sargon
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Shaun of the Dead
Important lesson: when planning my day in a drunken stupor, I must always leave flexibility for the possiblity of a massive zombie attack.
Clay
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13 Going on 30
Puzzling out whether it is socially acceptable for me to be attracted to Jennifer Garner when she is pretending to be thirteen is exhausting.
Smokin Hot Wife
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Speed Racer
When a Tron and a Flinstones movie love each other very much they spend very special time together and a Speed Racer is born.
