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El_Conquistador on The Illusionist
How many of us have the good fortune of having our childhood sweethearts grow up to look like Jessica Biel?

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El_Conquistador on Stardust
Hmm, my fantasies never involved falling stars .... until now.

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Sage on Jumper
Sorry, just because you had the fan power of Star Wars behind you the the first time doesn't mean that you can carry an action pic by yourself.

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Jesica on Definitely, Maybe
A night time story that has the child asking "Daddy, what's a threesome?"

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Clay on Definitely, Maybe
If some movies grab you by the balls, then this one dandles your testicles lovingly.

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Clay on Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
This would make a really great name for a salad.

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Sage on Newsies
Why do the working poor seem to have so much fun?

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Sage on 27 Dresses
It's like her number was written in a bridal shoppe bathroom stall - "For a Good Bridesmaid Call 555-..."

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Sage on Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Like Chicago, with actors you didn't think you'd want to hear sing; except, you know, GOOD.

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Clay on Wildcats
Sometimes I miss the golden age of cinema when adding a little gratuitous nudity was more likely to increase your box office gross than diminish it.

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