Popular Sentences
Clay
on
Vanilla Sky
Are there people threatening to break your knee caps if you create a poster for a Tom Cruise movie that is something other than a close-up of his face?
Shok
on
The Devil's Rejects
Never before in cinema has there been as intellectually engaging a discussion of chickens and the fornications therewith.
Clay
on
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
The only way this film could be less offensive is if it were just 90 minutes of characters shaking hands and winking at each other.
Shok
on
Akira
The acquistion of psionic superpowers evidently results in one's transformation into a great gelatinous blob that consumes all within its reach, and from my own experience I've sadly concluded the reverse is not true.
Clay
on
The Time Machine
Just because it's hard to identify why a particular movie failed doesn't necessarily mean that it's hard to identify that failure is what actually happened.
Kevin H
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Jaws
Now whenever I'm in any source of water and something touches me, I will produce a feminine scream that will put little schoolgirls to shame.
Sage
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Blonde Ambition
This feels more like Simpson is trying to prove that, "no" blondes do not have ambition.
Clay
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Religulous
If Bill Maher wants to interview you with a camera rolling, expect to look foolish.
Shok
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Harry and the Hendersons
Leave it to a guy like Rick Baker to design special effects makeup that's more expressive than most humans.


