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Dnevnoy dozor (Day Watch)
It's fascinating to watch subtitles be used as a tool for artistic expression rather than just a grudging concession to foreign audiences too lazy to learn the film's original tongue.

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Prêt-à-Porter (Ready To Wear)
Does anyone acknowledge a difference between the professions of actor and model anymore?

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Intolerable Cruelty
So even a very average film by the Cohen brothers is better than anything I could create if I spent my entire life dedicated to the craft of cinema.

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Hostage
For all you Die Hard fans who like your Bruce Willis bald and bleeding, this movie delivers.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
A successful sequel needs to balance perserving elements of the previous film(s) with introducing new and fresh characters and events that take the story's universe in interesting directions, so my tricorn hat is off to director Gore Verbinski.

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Memoirs of a Geisha
Hypothetically if you thought "memoirs" was a euphemism for something dirty, than this movie was an exercise in unfulfilled expectations.

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300
Whatever your views on U.S. foreign policy, hearing that someone interpreted this movie as a support piece for George W. Bush is ten kinds of hilarious.

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Dreamgirls
Even the poster looks like this movie was made for drag queens.

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Harsh Times
Christian Bale has successfully completed his 14 year bid to erase the lovable rogue of Newsies from my memory.

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The Departed
Since I’m pretty sure no amount of special effects could make point blank head shots look that realistic, it’s a shame so many talented actors had to die to make this film.

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