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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
The "don't be distracted by the cougar" technique also works for improving your skills as a public speaker, chef, and trapeze artist.

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21
Apparently not only am I poor in actual money, but I'm also poor in life experiences.

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Miami Vice
I was a little confused during my audition when Michael Mann said he needed to watch me take a shower, but now that I've seen the movie it makes perfect sense.

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Transformers
I can't speak for anyone else, but my childhood was not raped.

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Mamma Mia!
If you are hesitant to see this movie because you aren't interested in watching Pierce Brosnan sing, I urge you to reconsider because no reasonable person would describe what he does as singing.

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Napoleon Dynamite
What a fascinating study in how to make a movie that is boring while I'm watching it but hilarious when I'm quoting it to my friends.

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13 Going on 30
Puzzling out whether it is socially acceptable for me to be attracted to Jennifer Garner when she is pretending to be thirteen is exhausting.

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10,000 B.C.
I enjoyed this epic story of love and triumph set 10,000 years before combs.

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Monster
Sometimes you can judge a book by its hideous, mannish cover.

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Star Trek: First Contact
And fanboys everywhere quickly adopt one of the creepiest and least effective pick up lines ever, "Resistance is futile."

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