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Shrek the Third
A burp joke or a fart joke by itself is funny enough, but when you combine a burp and a fart into a single joke, that's when the Academy stands up and takes notice.

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Catwoman
In a cinematic feat that seems like it should be impossible, this movie is actually at its worst when Halle Berry is wearing a skin-tight leather suit.

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Definitely, Maybe
If some movies grab you by the balls, then this one dandles your testicles lovingly.

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Knocked Up
Let that be a lesson to all of you incredibly hot ladies out there not to sleep with average looking men who entertain juvenile fantasies of striking it rich with movie-themed web sites... oh... wait... well, crap.

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Vanilla Sky
Are there people threatening to break your knee caps if you create a poster for a Tom Cruise movie that is something other than a close-up of his face?

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Sex Drive
It seems like it might almost be worth being Amish just for Rumspringa.

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The Women
I think I grew an ovary while watching this.

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The Love Guru
I wish I was this movie so that I could be beneath Jessica Alba.

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Baby Mama
Of course this is absurd, but the whole reason to go to the movies is because the real world is a big snoozefest.

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Leatherheads
A good football game takes over 3 hours but feels like it goes by in just under 2, and unfortunately this movie gets those numbers reversed.

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