Clay
Approval Rating:
61.19%
Sentences: 301
Joined: January 4, 2008
Sentences
Legends of the Fall
With a little creative editing, this could easily be a shampoo commercial.
The Covenant
How do you convince a movie executive that The Craft would be a better movie if all the chicks were given penises?
Dungeons & Dragons
What 10-year-old dungeon master is responsible for this crapfest?
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
If Kevin Kline had not already acheived the status of Hero in my personal lexicon of the universe, marrying Phoebe Cates would take him over the top.
Year of the Dog
The message here is that people will let you down while pets stay loyal and true, which sounds pretty accurate when you consider this movie was not made by a bunch of domestic animals.
Dan in Real Life
I guess if psychologists are right that we are attracted to people who remind us of our parent of the opposite sex, it isn't so strange that so many stories revolve around brothers falling for the same girl even though it almost never happens in the real world.
The Aviator
Creating movies that were both well-crafted and engaging wasn't getting him a Best Director Oscar circa 2004, so I suppose I understand why Scorsese wanted to see what would happen if he created a movie that was just well-crafted.
Death at a Funeral
If I'm ever on acid, I hope I offer even a fraction of the entertainment value of Alan Tudyk.
DOA: Dead or Alive
I wish this didn't sound like such a backhanded complement, but this is my new favorite movie based on a video game.
