Clay
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Sentences: 315
Joined: January 4, 2008
Sentences
Captivity
It's much kinder to call this a successful attempt at a bad genre (torture porn) than to correctly identify it as a failed attempt at a good genre (psychological thriller).
Black Snake Moan
...starring Samuel L. Jackson as Black Snake and Christina Ricci as Moan.
Down With Love
Does anyone else think it's funny that the word innuendo sort of sounds like in-your-end-oh?
TMNT
I'm willing to accept that mutant amphibians trained by a mutant rat live in the New York City sewer system and fight crime, but I think April O'Neil holding her own in a brawl with the Foot Clan stretches credulity.
Jaws
I realize it's impossible for a shark to swim up through the sewer system while I'm powdering my nose, but we're talking about mechanical sharks here, which I think changes the parameters of what's possible.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
I contend that Maurice Gibb of the Bee Gees might actually be the coolest man who has ever lived.
Next
I don't share my wife's objection to Hollywood continuing to pair Nicolas Cage with hot, twentysomething actresses no matter how old he gets.
The Holiday
If a professional thief who specialized in house swapping scams wanted to create a promotional piece detailing how your entire life becomes better once you hand your keys to a stranger and leave town for a few weeks, this would be it.
The House of Mirth
If you have a choice between losing a year off of your life or watching this film, I'd say the year thing sounds like a steal.
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