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Breach
This is not one of those movies that is more hip and more alluring because it begins by telling me how it is going to end.

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Because I Said So
There are some gene pools that a fella would just be lucky to go swimmin’ in.

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The Fountain
Scenes from three different time periods with the same actors flashing back on each other isn’t as confusing to watch as you might think, although maybe that isn’t saying much.

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Little Miss Sunshine
The concept, performances, and general execution of this movie are so good that I can’t really put my heart into mocking them, but ice cream will make you fat.

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The Benchwarmers
If you can accept the premise that the underdogs in this story are the grown men who are playing against little kids, this movie is a triumph of the human spirit in the face of adversity.

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Sweet November
I would have preferred Keanu as the pilgrim and Charlize as the Native American, but this was still the best version of the first Thanksgiving that I've ever seen.

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Kingdom of Heaven
I remember once a long time ago I saw a movie where Liam Neeson's character didn't die... no wait, I'm thinking of somebody else.

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Awake
This title begs for a joke about being put to sleep, but I'll refrain since I actually enjoyed it.

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The Number 23
To a sane person this movie might seem a little dry, but if you have any latent mental instability just sitting around collecting dust, then this movie might just be the catalyst you’re looking for to push you into paranoid dementia.

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The Break-Up
While the ending of this movie does fail to be formulaic, hopeful, hopeless, comforting, provocative, satisfying, off-putting, trite, clever, disappointing, or conclusive; it does succeed at being the ending of this movie.

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