Clay
Approval Rating:
61.19%
Sentences: 301
Joined: January 4, 2008
Sentences
Edward Scissorhands
Mr. Burton, you have to make it at least a little challenging for the porn directors who come up with parody titles for mainstream movies.
27 Dresses
After watching the requisite montage of Katherine Heigl in the titular dresses, I think I may now have a bridesmaid fetish.
Charlie Wilson's War
How happy would I be if barking the word "jailbait" produced three to four young, attractive, competent women who were concerned for my well being and eagerly awaiting my instructions?
Shallow Hal
I can't decide if they're making fun of obese people or those who make fun of obese people.
The Golden Compass
Of the two movies I've seen that involve a bear being ridden, this is the more pleasant to watch.
Elf
It's a sign of great acting when you suspect an actor might just be playing himself.
The Best Man
If any of my hometown chums wrote a novel, I would probably comb through each page looking for veiled references to me.
American Beauty
Precious few movies can manage to convince the audience to identify with a protagonist who has even the slightest whiff of pedophilia.
The Rage in Placid Lake
This film almost makes me wish I had worn a dress to school.
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