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The Color Purple
It seems like every celebrity of African heritage who was big in 1985 appears in this movie except for Prince.

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Martian Child
Would you believe me if I told you this was a movie about the youngest praetorian?

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Kettle of Fish
Well, there's 12 minutes I'll never get back.

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The Holiday
If a professional thief who specialized in house swapping scams wanted to create a promotional piece detailing how your entire life becomes better once you hand your keys to a stranger and leave town for a few weeks, this would be it.

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Breach
This is not one of those movies that is more hip and more alluring because it begins by telling me how it is going to end.

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Because I Said So
There are some gene pools that a fella would just be lucky to go swimmin’ in.

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The Lake House
Of all the movies featuring magic mailboxes that have been written for adults, this is the best.

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Across the Universe
Ah, I remember the first time I rode the coattails of the Beatles to fame and fortune.

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Jaws
I realize it's impossible for a shark to swim up through the sewer system while I'm powdering my nose, but we're talking about mechanical sharks here, which I think changes the parameters of what's possible.

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The Kingdom
The good thing about atheism is it doesn't have a lot of militant sects seeking to purge the non-non-believers from the face of the earth.

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