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The Parent Trap
Remember when Lindsay Lohan use to bring families together instead of tear them apart?

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Casino Royale
I applaud this rough and tumble version of 007 that isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty, but I’m not sure I want to live in a world where the opening credits of a Bond film lacks writhing silhouettes of beautiful women.

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The Invasion
This is the feel so-so movie of the year!

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You Don't Mess with the Zohan
You know you've found true love when you experience erectile disfunction.

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Doomsday
I wasn't expecting a modern reimagining of the children's classic City Mouse and Country Mouse.

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There Will Be Blood
...and a delightful array of other liquids including alcohol, sweat, water, tears, mud, goat's milk, oil, and milk shake.

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Office Space
We're all just one stapler away from arson.

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The Mighty Ducks
Have these kids all moved on to their porn careers yet?

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Eight Below
Is this the one where the canine soccer team has a plane crash, and they eat each other to survive?

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Notes on a Scandal
A shiny nickel goes to whoever can guess which teacher will turn out to be the biggest predator?

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