Clay
Approval Rating:
62.55%
Sentences: 297
Joined: January 4, 2008
Sentences
Hairspray
I feel like I'm 109-years-old saying this, but never underestimate the power of disruptive teenagers in the back two rows to tarnish what should have been an enjoyable movie experience.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Jar Jar encapsulates everything that was disappointing about this prequel, much the way Darth Maul encapsulates everything that was so cool I forgive George Lucas the aforementioned Jar Jar.
Factory Girl
If everyone in your life, including your daughter, calls you by the name "Fuzzy", then you must be either the coolest dude alive or a tool.
Evan Almighty
I can't wait for Morgan Almighty, starring John Malkovich as Morgan Freeman and Morgan Freeman as God.
Black Snake Moan
...starring Samuel L. Jackson as Black Snake and Christina Ricci as Moan.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
I never thought I'd have a sexual fantasy about someone named Tonks.
Waitress
I'm a big, big fan of the finished product, but watching a bird's eye view of the ingredients going into most pies doesn't look very appetizing.
Fracture
So the meta-twist here is that there are two major twists, and the answer to both of them is spoon-fed to the audience.
