Clay
Approval Rating:
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Sentences: 301
Joined: January 4, 2008
Sentences
Factory Girl
If everyone in your life, including your daughter, calls you by the name "Fuzzy", then you must be either the coolest dude alive or a tool.
Evan Almighty
I can't wait for Morgan Almighty, starring John Malkovich as Morgan Freeman and Morgan Freeman as God.
Black Snake Moan
...starring Samuel L. Jackson as Black Snake and Christina Ricci as Moan.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
I never thought I'd have a sexual fantasy about someone named Tonks.
Waitress
I'm a big, big fan of the finished product, but watching a bird's eye view of the ingredients going into most pies doesn't look very appetizing.
Fracture
So the meta-twist here is that there are two major twists, and the answer to both of them is spoon-fed to the audience.
Shakespeare in Love
The lesson for all writers is that they can acheive greatness by 1.) letting their real life be the inspiration for their work and 2.) leading a life with the kind of zany antics and tragic confusions that are worth writing about.
Assault on Precinct 13
It's always nice to see a hero find redemption by bathing in the blood of the guilty.
