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Beowulf
No matter what manner of sin you commit in the process, if you bed Angelina Jolie songs will be sung of your heroism for centuries.

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Phenomenon
I earnestly cried 7 out of the 8 times that I've watched this movie.

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American Gangster
This is a really strong execution of that one movie that you've seen over and over again the last few years.

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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
The greatest heroes in British lore turned their noses down at horses and chose instead to ride catapults.

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Sydney White
Hats off to the filmmakers for coming up with modern college student versions of Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, and Horny.

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L.A. Confidential
An alternate title was L.A. Absolutely Nothing Remains Confidential.

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Shoot 'Em Up
If you've ever watched someone play a video game that they've already spent hundreds of hours practicing, you'll know that they can make it all the way through to the end without dying.

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Guess Who
This new take on the similarly named classic would be mediocre in any truly enlightened society, but since it very effectively promotes an approach to interracial relationships that is probably more rational and just than what is really going on in the world I have to credit the movie with being far more than simply mediocre.

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Sense and Sensibility
Well, you can't say that Ang Lee doesn't have range as a director.

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
I never thought I'd have a sexual fantasy about someone named Tonks.

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