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Fracture
So the meta-twist here is that there are two major twists, and the answer to both of them is spoon-fed to the audience.

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Black Hawk Down
Well, this is quite a sausage fest.

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Brick
Much like Braveheart I spent the first twenty minutes getting used to the way the characters were speaking, but ended up really liking the movie by the end.

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La cité des enfants perdus (The City of Lost Children)
If only The Professional, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Baron Von Munchausen could somehow be combined into one film.

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Layer Cake
I enjoyed this drug underworld treatment of the classic parable about messing with the bull and getting the horns.

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Shi mian mai fu (House of Flying Daggers)
Those Chinese filmmakers really seem to believe that falling in love means heads are going to roll.

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Spider-man 3
The only fitting way to review a movie that tries to pack an unrealistically large amount of stuff into a single movie is to use but one sentence to mention the overflow of storylines, characters, and allusions to the previous two films in the franchise which makes this movie seem like it was trying too hard, an observation which is supported by the industry buzz that this is the most expensive film that has ever been made so far.

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V for Vendetta
I had my head shaved for years, but Natalie Portman and I have this thing where we're always trying to one-up each other.

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In the Land of Women
Behold the healing power of mortality!

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Babel
So you're connected to everyone on the planet by no more than six degrees of separation, but you're lucky if even one person understands anything you say.

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