Clay
Approval Rating:
61.19%
Sentences: 301
Joined: January 4, 2008
Sentences
Permanent Midnight
The difference between a Ben Stiller comedy and a Ben Stiller drama is almost too subtle to detect with the naked eye.
Léon (The Professional)
There must be some area where Natalie Portman is not cooler than me; but after we cross off marrying into the Skywalker clan, rapping on SNL, doing a guest spot on the Simpsons, and in this movie charming an assassin there isn't much left on the list.
Prêt-à-Porter (Ready To Wear)
Does anyone acknowledge a difference between the professions of actor and model anymore?
The Virgin Suicides
Just to share some research with everyone: asking "were they virgins because they committed suicide or did they commit suicide because they were virgins" is not a very effective pick-up line on most women.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
I contend that Maurice Gibb of the Bee Gees might actually be the coolest man who has ever lived.
Lost in Translation
Apparently language barriers, culture clash, and lack of geographic proximity shouldn't receive nearly as much blame for keeping people apart as mismatched sleep schedules.
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
I can't wait to be a big movie star like Ben Stiller so I can get cut a check for beaning my wife upside the head.
Spider-man
It's nice to see Sam Raimi getting back to his Evil Dead roots with his vision of a Peter Parker who gets bit on the hand by a radioactive spider then replaces said hand with a chainsaw that shoots webbing.
