Clay
Approval Rating:
62.55%
Sentences: 297
Joined: January 4, 2008
Sentences
Dan in Real Life
I guess if psychologists are right that we are attracted to people who remind us of our parent of the opposite sex, it isn't so strange that so many stories revolve around brothers falling for the same girl even though it almost never happens in the real world.
Resident Evil: Exinction
I'm surprised they got the crow from 28 Days Later to appear in this film since he's probably now typecast as Bird-Who-Spreads-Zombie-Virus.
The Aviator
Creating movies that were both well-crafted and engaging wasn't getting him a Best Director Oscar circa 2004, so I suppose I understand why Scorsese wanted to see what would happen if he created a movie that was just well-crafted.
Death at a Funeral
If I'm ever on acid, I hope I offer even a fraction of the entertainment value of Alan Tudyk.
DOA: Dead or Alive
I wish this didn't sound like such a backhanded complement, but this is my new favorite movie based on a video game.
3:10 to Yuma
This movie could have easily become a comedy if there had been some confusion about whether the train arrived at 3:10AM or 3:10PM.
Dune
Did you know that Sting was once in a tantric knife fight for 10 straight hours?
Being John Malkovich
Somewhere between The Chronicles of Narnia and Cyrano de Bergerac lies Being John Malkovich.
Resurrecting the Champ
This movie is about a former boxer, now homeless, who reconnects to his past when he discovers a half-full bottle of Viagra in a dumpster.
Driving Lessons
Movies have taught me that the key to being a happy, well-liked person in your golden years is to keep the rest of the world a little uncertain about your moment-to-moment sanity.
