Clay
Approval Rating:
51.00%
Sentences: 331
Joined: January 4, 2008
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Sentences
Fifth Element
I would like Chris Tucker so much better if this was the only role I had ever seen him in.
The Departed
Since I’m pretty sure no amount of special effects could make point blank head shots look that realistic, it’s a shame so many talented actors had to die to make this film.
Sex Drive
It seems like it might almost be worth being Amish just for Rumspringa.
License to Wed
If someone tried to convince an otherwise willing Mandy Moore not to have sex with me, I'd probably punch him in the face, too.
Miami Vice
I was a little confused during my audition when Michael Mann said he needed to watch me take a shower, but now that I've seen the movie it makes perfect sense.
Step Up 2: The Streets
It seems like there would have to be some movie I'm less interested in watching than this one, but I can't imagine how.
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
The only way this film could be less offensive is if it were just 90 minutes of characters shaking hands and winking at each other.
Tropic Thunder
You're allowed to make fun of anyone as long as you make fun of everyone.
