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Clay

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Approval Rating: 51.00%
Sentences: 331
Joined: January 4, 2008

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Poster for Fifth Element

Fifth Element
I would like Chris Tucker so much better if this was the only role I had ever seen him in.

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Poster for Gladiator

Gladiator
Yes, I am in fact entertained.

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Poster for The Departed

The Departed
Since I’m pretty sure no amount of special effects could make point blank head shots look that realistic, it’s a shame so many talented actors had to die to make this film.

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Poster for Sex Drive

Sex Drive
It seems like it might almost be worth being Amish just for Rumspringa.

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Poster for The Incredible Hulk

The Incredible Hulk
That's right, Hulk, your movie is a smash.

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Poster for License to Wed

License to Wed
If someone tried to convince an otherwise willing Mandy Moore not to have sex with me, I'd probably punch him in the face, too.

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Poster for Miami Vice

Miami Vice
I was a little confused during my audition when Michael Mann said he needed to watch me take a shower, but now that I've seen the movie it makes perfect sense.

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Poster for Step Up 2: The Streets

Step Up 2: The Streets
It seems like there would have to be some movie I'm less interested in watching than this one, but I can't imagine how.

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Poster for The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
The only way this film could be less offensive is if it were just 90 minutes of characters shaking hands and winking at each other.

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Poster for Tropic Thunder

Tropic Thunder
You're allowed to make fun of anyone as long as you make fun of everyone.

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