Clay
Approval Rating:
61.19%
Sentences: 301
Joined: January 4, 2008
Sentences
Shooter
I didn't realize until I sat down to write this that the message of this movie is a group of men who are above the U.S. legal system is a conspiracy, while an individual who is above the U.S. legal system is a hero.
Zodiac
This movie does an excellent job of conveying how this case never came to a truly satisfying conclusion by never coming to a truly satisfying conclusion.
Ghost Rider
I long ago resigned myself to the fact that Nicolas Cage is a great actor who frequently chooses to appear in absurd movies, but I don’t think I like the idea of Eva Mendes following him down that path.
Children of Men
When women mysteriously become infertile, mankind loses all hope for the future and no longer sees the point in striving to make technological advancements with the sole exception of nearly holographic computer screens.
The Illusionist
This movie is 90% summer blockbuster that needs a visual montage at the end of the movie to explain what characters were doing when the camera wasn’t on them and 10% amateur film that leaves you scratching your head, trying to piece together the rules by which this fictional universe operates.
Material Girls
Imagine that Nikki Hilton is a chemistry whiz instead of a fashion savant and that Paris has the wherewithal to learn a second language.
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
If Eddie Izzard and Anna Faris are both in your movie (even though neither one is on your poster), you're halfway to awesome already.
Click
I don't even remember what Christopher Walken is like when he isn't portraying a nut job.
An Inconvenient Truth
Would these ideas seem as compelling if they were presented by post-election Al Gore with the mountain man beard?
A Prairie Home Companion
Would the world be a better place if every movie ended with the credits rolling over a musical scene in which the actors may or may not be gradually slipping out of character?
