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Night at the Museum
I would happily attend a one act play in which Ben Stiller and Ricky Gervais stood awkwardly in front of each other, speaking only in sentence fragments.

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The Prestige
I’m not worried that I’ll spoil the movie for anyone, stating that this is the thinking man’s version of Spy vs. Spy, because that description barely scratches the surface.

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Herbie: Fully Loaded
[Insert joke about Lindsay Lohan and substance abuse here.]

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Deception
If you give an otherwise well-executed movie a dull, vanilla title, is that enough to make it tank at the box office?

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John Q
There's only one socially acceptable way for this movie to end (and thank goodness the filmmakers went with that one).

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Bicentennial Man
If Hollywood is to be believed, immortality must be very unsatisfying.

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Vantage Point
It seems like the special effects budget should be very reasonable on a movie where you use the same explosion 8 times.

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Edward Scissorhands
Mr. Burton, you have to make it at least a little challenging for the porn directors who come up with parody titles for mainstream movies.

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Charlie Wilson's War
How happy would I be if barking the word "jailbait" produced three to four young, attractive, competent women who were concerned for my well being and eagerly awaiting my instructions?

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The Best Man
If any of my hometown chums wrote a novel, I would probably comb through each page looking for veiled references to me.

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