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Zodiac
This movie does an excellent job of conveying how this case never came to a truly satisfying conclusion by never coming to a truly satisfying conclusion.

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
The "don't be distracted by the cougar" technique also works for improving your skills as a public speaker, chef, and trapeze artist.

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Appaloosa
I've got to get me one of those hetero life partners, and if he's a good shot so much the better.

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21
Apparently not only am I poor in actual money, but I'm also poor in life experiences.

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The Time Machine
Just because it's hard to identify why a particular movie failed doesn't necessarily mean that it's hard to identify that failure is what actually happened.

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Keeping Mum
Between this and Donnie Darko, Patrick Swayze is not allowed to baby-sit my kids anymore.

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Hairspray
I feel like I'm 109-years-old saying this, but never underestimate the power of disruptive teenagers in the back two rows to tarnish what should have been an enjoyable movie experience.

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Jumper
Hmm... looks more like a trench coat to me.

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The Women
I think I grew an ovary while watching this.

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Resurrecting the Champ
This movie is about a former boxer, now homeless, who reconnects to his past when he discovers a half-full bottle of Viagra in a dumpster.

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