Clay
Approval Rating:
57.04%
Sentences: 315
Joined: January 4, 2008
Sentences
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I didn't have any trouble forgetting Kristen Bell after watching this movie, but Mila Kunis was altogether another story.
Jack
If you are trying to test to see if someone is a vampire, demon, or other soulless creature just have them sit through this movie and watch for a damning absence of tears.
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
How hilarious to watch a rock star realize he's hit bottom because Lindsay Lohan calls him a drunk.
The Girl Next Door
You might be expecting me to make a comment about the "next door" aspect of this title, but instead I'm going to call into question the use of the word "girl", which is normally used to describe a female who has not yet reached sexual maturity.
Hackers
Short hair makes me slightly less attracted to Angelina Jolie, and stealing a dollar from Bill Gates makes him slightly less rich.
Earth Girls Are Easy
When Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum made 1986's The Fly, this was the movie they were trying to make.
Legends of the Fall
With a little creative editing, this could easily be a shampoo commercial.
Juno
I hope when I become a pregnant 16-year-old girl that both my best friend and the father of my unborn child are so cool about it.
A League of Their Own
Do you think in a few more decades we'll get a poignant, touching film about the Lingerie Bowl?
Death at a Funeral
If I'm ever on acid, I hope I offer even a fraction of the entertainment value of Alan Tudyk.
