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Clerks II
While trying (unsuccessfully) to avoid appearing freakishly hot, Rosario Dawson uses this movie as a vehicle to put together some charming and authentic reaction shots to the dialogue of a leading man who really doesn't give her much to react to.

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You, Me and Dupree
You no longer need to make uneducated guesses about where Owen Wilson's tanlines are to be found.

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Cars
I tried to have an intelligent conversation about this movie with my car on the drive home, but he was sulking that I made him wait in the parking lot.

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Mission: Impossible III
Tom Cruise proves once again that he's the finest onscreen runner of our generation.

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The Dark Knight
This may sound unbelievable to anyone who hasn't seen the movie, but I believe The Dark Knight may have actually been under hyped.

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Journey to the Center of the Earth
It's time once again for the annual Brendan-Fraser-lost-a-bet cinema extravaganza!

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Iron Man
Given the choice of being exposed to radiation, being a genetic aberration, being an alien, or being so competent that I can build pretty much anything I can imagine; I've gotta go with the latter.

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The Forbidden Kingdom
If your only real complaint about the Wizard of Oz is that there just isn't enough kung fu, you're going to have some very warm feelings toward this movie.

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10,000 B.C.
I enjoyed this epic story of love and triumph set 10,000 years before combs.

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Steel Magnolias
No one believes me when I say it takes a real man to cry during this movie, but maybe that's because the girls and I are eating ice cream and braiding each other's hair while we watch it.

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