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Hostage
For all you Die Hard fans who like your Bruce Willis bald and bleeding, this movie delivers.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
I've already got the live octopus, so the hardest part of this year's Halloween costume is done.

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Step Up 2: The Streets
It seems like there would have to be some movie I'm less interested in watching than this one, but I can't imagine how.

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Hackers
Short hair makes me slightly less attracted to Angelina Jolie, and stealing a dollar from Bill Gates makes him slightly less rich.

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Speed Racer
My controller seems to be broken, and I can't even tell which character I'm supposed to be.

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88 Minutes
How refreshing to see Mr. Pacino finally take on a character that is both modest and unassuming.

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Jesus Camp
Nightmare on Elm Street is no longer the most horrifying film I've ever seen.

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The Girl Next Door
You might be expecting me to make a comment about the "next door" aspect of this title, but instead I'm going to call into question the use of the word "girl", which is normally used to describe a female who has not yet reached sexual maturity.

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Mamma Mia!
If you are hesitant to see this movie because you aren't interested in watching Pierce Brosnan sing, I urge you to reconsider because no reasonable person would describe what he does as singing.

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The Incredible Hulk
That's right, Hulk, your movie is a smash.

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