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Baby Mama
Of course this is absurd, but the whole reason to go to the movies is because the real world is a big snoozefest.

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Jack
If you are trying to test to see if someone is a vampire, demon, or other soulless creature just have them sit through this movie and watch for a damning absence of tears.

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Glitter
Looking for all the insight and craftmanship of Showgirls without all that gratuitous nudity?

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Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
This would make a really great name for a salad.

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The Time Machine
Just because it's hard to identify why a particular movie failed doesn't necessarily mean that it's hard to identify that failure is what actually happened.

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Tootsie
It's a surreal meta-experience to watch Dustin Hoffman playing Dustin Hoffman playing a woman.

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Intolerable Cruelty
So even a very average film by the Cohen brothers is better than anything I could create if I spent my entire life dedicated to the craft of cinema.

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Tombstone
It's only been a few days, but I think my moustache is already starting to fill in.

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Dreamgirls
Even the poster looks like this movie was made for drag queens.

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Superman Returns
James Marsden is making quite a name for himself in Hollywood as the ideal casting choice when the female lead must choose between the man she loves passionately and the man played by James Marsden.

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