Kevin H
Approval Rating:
49.52%
Sentences: 127
Joined: March 16, 2008
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Sentences
Starship Troopers
I'm sorry I can't take Casper Van Dien in anything including B grade sci-fi movies.
Children of Men
I consider this a fine resume for me to invite Clive Owen to be my child's babysitter, when i finally have one that is.
WALL•E
The greatest romantic comedy ever made is not starring humans but the most adorable robots imaginable.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Oh bother, you've spilled your entire bottle of unfinished plots all over my freshly made pirate movie.
Waitress
I'm a proud promoter of any movie that gives work to Capt. Mal Reynolds and the rest of the Serenity Crew despite whether the movie is about pie or not.
Spider-man
Willem Dafoe is scarier without the goblin helmet off and yelling in a mirror.
The Passion of the Christ
The title for "There will be blood" wouldve been a good tagline for this movie if they were trying to appeal to non-christians
I Am Legend
The original title was "I am a solid idea that is poorly executed involving cartoonish looking infected people" but it was shortened and over hyped.
Office Space
I like to be reminded through comedy that jobs are quite unenjoyable in many aspects.
Eight Below
Animals can survive any situation if there is at least one person looking for them.
