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Starship Troopers
I'm sorry I can't take Casper Van Dien in anything including B grade sci-fi movies.

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The Mighty Ducks
I apologize to all of its fans, but seeing this movie as a child is the reason i cant take hockey serious.

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Men In Black
M.I.B. showed me that years of mitilitary experience is not equiviliant to street smarts and hip slang.

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Kung Fu Panda
The award should go to the makers of this film because they somehow used all the weird noises Jack Black makes into making their character funnier.

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Hancock
The title doesn't do justice to the refreshing originality this movie had.

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WALL•E
The greatest romantic comedy ever made is not starring humans but the most adorable robots imaginable.

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Beowulf
They turned a timeless epic poem into something pointless which is what hollywood does by dousing it in the CGI tank.

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Being John Malkovich
In regards to the title I say, "No thanks, I'll pass."

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Hackers
This movie was based on glamourizing the real life of a hacker who happens to still be living in his parents basement.

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Junior
The funny thing was Danny Devito's stunt double played the baby when it was in Arnold's "womb."

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