Shok
Approval Rating:
73.95%
Sentences: 13
Joined: March 30, 2008
Sentences
Hitman
The filmmakers clearly believed the only distractions we needed from the thin plot, lackluster direction and miscast lead were regular intervals of Olga Kurylenko's nudity, and...and I've suddenly lost my train of thought.
Alien: Resurrection
If you're only as good as your last movie, it's a wonder Joss Whedon didn't burst into flame the second he put pencil to paper.
Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)
Makes you wish all the world's activity was backed up with an Ennio Morricone soundtrack, doesn't it?
No Country For Old Men
You know a man is pure evil if you can take him seriously as a villain no matter how ridiculous his choice of haircut may be.
Resident Evil: Exinction
Somehow the threat of global devastation doesn't scare me as much so long as Milla Jovovich can still be fitted with a sweet pair of short-shorts.
Iron Man
If you can see this movie and not develop a solid steel geek-boner every time you hear a certain Black Sabbath song of the same name, you are dead inside.
Alien vs. Predator
The next joker to say "Whoever wins, we lose" represents truth in advertising gets a spear through the chest.
The Devil's Rejects
Never before in cinema has there been as intellectually engaging a discussion of chickens and the fornications therewith.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
In light of Mr. Cohen's insistence upon making us look bad, we, the Jewish Community, kindly demand he immediately convert to Christianity.
Across the Universe
I'd have tried doing a witty spin on a Beatles lyric - such as, "And in the end, the film you make is equal to the coin you take" - but that wouldn't adequately describe how much I enjoyed this whimsical trip to Pepperland.
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