Shok
Approval Rating:
52.17%
Sentences: 89
Joined: March 30, 2008
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Graphic designer, aspiring screenwriter, and wandering mind.
Art, delusion, megalomania and more at Shok Xone Studios.
Sentences
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Successful franchise - original writer/director + return of top-billed actor - finely-tuned story + smoking hot villainess = BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH.
Kingdom of Heaven
You can just hear the Fox execs in the editing room saying, "Oh please, no one's gonna miss an hour of compelling drama and character development."
Fifth Element
Milla must have great taste in men, as both directors she's been involved with romantically have helped sustain her history of on-screen nekkidness.
The Last Samurai
Who in their right mind willingly hands Tom Cruise a sharp object?
Jackie Brown
Bridget Fonda spends the bulk of her screentime in cutoff shorts and a bikini top, yet finds herself invariably overshadowed by Pam Grier's old-school sexy.
Watchmen
Surely it's saying something that a near three-hour film - and a breezy one, at that - could benefit from a lengthy extended cut.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Mess up in life and Sting will punch you in the face, which is discipline I can get behind.
The Dark Knight
Superheroes worldwide: forgot that chump in the red cape, for THIS is your new measuring stick.
Resident Evil: Exinction
Somehow the threat of global devastation doesn't scare me as much so long as Milla Jovovich can still be fitted with a sweet pair of short-shorts.
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Does anyone else get the feeling Ron Perlman really is Hellboy in real life and puts on extensive makeup to play parts in other movies?
