Shok
Approval Rating:
53.73%
Sentences: 89
Joined: March 30, 2008
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Graphic designer, aspiring screenwriter, and wandering mind.
Art, delusion, megalomania and more at Shok Xone Studios.
Sentences
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Successful franchise - original writer/director + return of top-billed actor - finely-tuned story + smoking hot villainess = BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH.
Kingdom of Heaven
You can just hear the Fox execs in the editing room saying, "Oh please, no one's gonna miss an hour of compelling drama and character development."
Fifth Element
Milla must have great taste in men, as both directors she's been involved with romantically have helped sustain her history of on-screen nekkidness.
The Last Samurai
Who in their right mind willingly hands Tom Cruise a sharp object?
Dark City
For the benefit of amnesiacs everywhere: if a naked Melissa George offers to have sex with you, you accept.
Kaubôi bibappu: Tengoku no tobira (Cowboy Bebop, The Movie)
Hiring the jazz ensemble was easy, but having them follow me playing the soundtrack as I strut down the sidewalk in a leisure suit and Jew-fro is where it all fell apart.
The Da Vinci Code
What I find astounding is that modern faith demands that the whole of human population is descendent from the same two people - and thus we're all guilty, however distantly, of incest - but cannot fathom the possibility that Jesus Christ had a "blade" and used it.
Jackie Brown
Bridget Fonda spends the bulk of her screentime in cutoff shorts and a bikini top, yet finds herself invariably overshadowed by Pam Grier's old-school sexy.
Hitman
The filmmakers clearly believed the only distractions we needed from the thin plot, lackluster direction and miscast lead were regular intervals of Olga Kurylenko's nudity, and...and I've suddenly lost my train of thought.
