Shok
Approval Rating:
65.18%
Sentences: 44
Joined: March 30, 2008
Graphic designer, aspiring screenwriter, and wandering mind.
Sentences
The Incredibles
So let me get this straight: Brad Bird made a much better Fantastic Four movie than the ones we've gotten, without even including the Fantastic Four themselves?
Dark City
For the benefit of amnesiacs everywhere: if a naked Melissa George offers to have sex with you, you accept.
Per un pugno di dollari (A Fistful of Dollars)
...Otherwise known as "Back to the Future's favorite running gag."
Fifth Element
Milla must have great taste in men, as both directors she's been involved with romantically have helped sustain her history of on-screen nekkidness.
Kaubôi bibappu: Tengoku no tobira (Cowboy Bebop, The Movie)
Hiring the jazz ensemble was easy, but having them follow me playing the soundtrack as I strut down the sidewalk in a leisure suit and Jew-fro is where it all fell apart.
Harry and the Hendersons
Leave it to a guy like Rick Baker to design special effects makeup that's more expressive than most humans.
Pulp Fiction
What critics of the film's violence don't realize is, folks were using The Bible as an excuse to kill people long before Samuel L. Jackson made it cool.
Akira
The acquistion of psionic superpowers evidently results in one's transformation into a great gelatinous blob that consumes all within its reach, and from my own experience I've sadly concluded the reverse is not true.
Resident Evil: Exinction
Somehow the threat of global devastation doesn't scare me as much so long as Milla Jovovich can still be fitted with a sweet pair of short-shorts.
Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)
Makes you wish all the world's activity was backed up with an Ennio Morricone soundtrack, doesn't it?
