Shok
Approval Rating:
69.83%
Sentences: 33
Joined: March 30, 2008
Sentences
Iron Man
If you can see this movie and not develop a solid steel geek-boner every time you hear a certain Black Sabbath song of the same name, you are dead inside.
Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)
Makes you wish all the world's activity was backed up with an Ennio Morricone soundtrack, doesn't it?
Alien: Resurrection
If you're only as good as your last movie, it's a wonder Joss Whedon didn't burst into flame the second he put pencil to paper.
No Country For Old Men
You know a man is pure evil if you can take him seriously as a villain no matter how ridiculous his choice of haircut may be.
Hitman
The filmmakers clearly believed the only distractions we needed from the thin plot, lackluster direction and miscast lead were regular intervals of Olga Kurylenko's nudity, and...and I've suddenly lost my train of thought.
Blood Diamond
Where the hell was this "no hands, no vote" policy when you-know-who got re-elected?
Alien vs. Predator
The next joker to say "Whoever wins, we lose" represents truth in advertising gets a spear through the chest.
The Devil's Rejects
Never before in cinema has there been as intellectually engaging a discussion of chickens and the fornications therewith.
The Da Vinci Code
What I find astounding is that modern faith demands that the whole of human population is descendent from the same two people - and thus we're all guilty, however distantly, of incest - but cannot fathom the possibility that Jesus Christ had a "blade" and used it.
