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Approval Rating: 52.19%
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Joined: March 30, 2008

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Poster for Deja Vu

Deja Vu
Just because I've seen it before doesn't mean it wasn't a blast the second time around.

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Poster for The Magnificent Seven

The Magnificent Seven
This, I contend, is the rare instance in which cowboys trump samurai.

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Poster for Accepted

Accepted
Meanwhile, the college started by the PC Guy spontaneously combusts.

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Poster for The Incredibles

The Incredibles
So let me get this straight: Brad Bird made a much better Fantastic Four movie than the ones we've gotten, without even including the Fantastic Four themselves?

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Poster for Harry and the Hendersons

Harry and the Hendersons
Leave it to a guy like Rick Baker to design special effects makeup that's more expressive than most humans.

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Poster for Hitman

Hitman
The filmmakers clearly believed the only distractions we needed from the thin plot, lackluster direction and miscast lead were regular intervals of Olga Kurylenko's nudity, and...and I've suddenly lost my train of thought.

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Poster for Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Who Framed Roger Rabbit
To this day, the marriage of a mentally unstable rabbit to a voluptuous femme fatale gives hope to lonely men worldwide that they too may one day find the fictional animated girl of their dreams.

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Poster for Oldboy

Oldboy
The next time you visit your dentist, note the absence of a hammer among his tools and breathe a sigh of relief.

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Poster for Across the Universe

Across the Universe
I'd have tried doing a witty spin on a Beatles lyric - such as, "And in the end, the film you make is equal to the coin you take" - but that wouldn't adequately describe how much I enjoyed this whimsical trip to Pepperland.

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Poster for Akira

Akira
The acquistion of psionic superpowers evidently results in one's transformation into a great gelatinous blob that consumes all within its reach, and from my own experience I've sadly concluded the reverse is not true.

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