Shok
Approval Rating:
65.18%
Sentences: 44
Joined: March 30, 2008
Sentences
Highlander
If the taking of one's head results in the acquisition of his power, I shudder to imagine what malevolent force is held within the skulls of the studio heads that greenlit the sequels.
The Da Vinci Code
What I find astounding is that modern faith demands that the whole of human population is descendent from the same two people - and thus we're all guilty, however distantly, of incest - but cannot fathom the possibility that Jesus Christ had a "blade" and used it.
Stranger Than Fiction
Dang it, Ferrell, why'd you have to go and ruin my vehement distaste for you by making a movie I actually liked you in!?
Mononoke-hime (Princess Mononoke)
M. Night Shyamalan likely took The Happening's premise of "nature fights back" from this film, only failing to realize Miyazaki got it right the first time.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Mess up in life and Sting will punch you in the face, which is discipline I can get behind.
Spider-man 3
Saying this is the worst film in the series is a lot like saying, "This flawed diamond isn't worth as much as these other two priceless jewels."
Across the Universe
I'd have tried doing a witty spin on a Beatles lyric - such as, "And in the end, the film you make is equal to the coin you take" - but that wouldn't adequately describe how much I enjoyed this whimsical trip to Pepperland.
Oldboy
The next time you visit your dentist, note the absence of a hammer among his tools and breathe a sigh of relief.
The Dark Knight
Superheroes worldwide: forgot that chump in the red cape, for THIS is your new measuring stick.
