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Approval Rating: 52.17%
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Joined: March 30, 2008

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Poster for Yellow Submarine

Yellow Submarine
Cannabis Schmannabis.

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Poster for Wanted

Wanted
I leave the theatre satisfied, and I patiently await the Mythbusters special on "Bullet Curving".

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Poster for Pulp Fiction

Pulp Fiction
What critics of the film's violence don't realize is, folks were using The Bible as an excuse to kill people long before Samuel L. Jackson made it cool.

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Poster for Mononoke-hime (Princess Mononoke)

Mononoke-hime (Princess Mononoke)
M. Night Shyamalan likely took The Happening's premise of "nature fights back" from this film, only failing to realize Miyazaki got it right the first time.

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Poster for Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Yamulkes across the globe were tossed into the air in an uproar of celebration with Angelina Jolie's declaration of "I'm Jewish."

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Poster for Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)

Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)
Makes you wish all the world's activity was backed up with an Ennio Morricone soundtrack, doesn't it?

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Poster for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Point in fact, Dr. Jones, you are not too old for this [expletive deleted].

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Poster for No Country For Old Men

No Country For Old Men
You know a man is pure evil if you can take him seriously as a villain no matter how ridiculous his choice of haircut may be.

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Poster for Iron Man

Iron Man
If you can see this movie and not develop a solid steel geek-boner every time you hear a certain Black Sabbath song of the same name, you are dead inside.

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Poster for WALL•E

WALL•E
I suddenly feel the strangest urge to burn down the nearest Wal-Mart.

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