Shok
Approval Rating:
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Sentences: 44
Joined: March 30, 2008
Sentences
The Dark Knight
Superheroes worldwide: forgot that chump in the red cape, for THIS is your new measuring stick.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Yamulkes across the globe were tossed into the air in an uproar of celebration with Angelina Jolie's declaration of "I'm Jewish."
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
In light of Mr. Cohen's insistence upon making us look bad, we, the Jewish Community, kindly demand he immediately convert to Christianity.
I Am Legend
Hell if I know how "Will Smith on camera alone for an hour" managed to sell itself and work, but here we are.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Point in fact, Dr. Jones, you are not too old for this [expletive deleted].
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Okay, so if Will Turner is Westley, Elizabeth Swann is Buttercup, and Jack Sparrow is Inigo Montoya, who's standing in for Fezzik, Vizzini, and Prince Humperdinck?
Mission: Impossible III
Cruiser's a braver man than I thought if he's gonna let the damsel-in-distress wind up saving the day.
Tombstone
I knew from the start that you do not mess with Kurt Russell, but who knew that applied to Val Kilmer too?
