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Approval Rating: 52.19%
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Joined: March 30, 2008

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Poster for Kaubôi bibappu: Tengoku no tobira (Cowboy Bebop, The Movie)

Kaubôi bibappu: Tengoku no tobira (Cowboy Bebop, The Movie)
Hiring the jazz ensemble was easy, but having them follow me playing the soundtrack as I strut down the sidewalk in a leisure suit and Jew-fro is where it all fell apart.

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Poster for Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
In light of Mr. Cohen's insistence upon making us look bad, we, the Jewish Community, kindly demand he immediately convert to Christianity.

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Poster for Appaloosa

Appaloosa
So what is the Old West equivalent of "bros before hos"?

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Poster for The Devil's Rejects

The Devil's Rejects
Never before in cinema has there been as intellectually engaging a discussion of chickens and the fornications therewith.

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Poster for Panic Room

Panic Room
We should all be so lucky to get robbed by Forest Whitaker.

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Poster for The Da Vinci Code

The Da Vinci Code
What I find astounding is that modern faith demands that the whole of human population is descendent from the same two people - and thus we're all guilty, however distantly, of incest - but cannot fathom the possibility that Jesus Christ had a "blade" and used it.

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Poster for Alien: Resurrection

Alien: Resurrection
If you're only as good as your last movie, it's a wonder Joss Whedon didn't burst into flame the second he put pencil to paper.

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Poster for Chocolate

Chocolate
Who are you calling "mentally challenged"?

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Poster for Inglourious Basterds

Inglourious Basterds
To hell with history, this is how I'll remember World War II, thank you.

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Poster for Per un pugno di dollari (A Fistful of Dollars)

Per un pugno di dollari (A Fistful of Dollars)
...Otherwise known as "Back to the Future's favorite running gag."

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