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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
It may be dropped the ball in matching the previous films' entertainment value, but we can at least once again enjoy the charming chemistry between Brendan Fraser and Rachel Wei...OH SH--

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I Am Legend
Hell if I know how "Will Smith on camera alone for an hour" managed to sell itself and work, but here we are.

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Alien vs. Predator
The next joker to say "Whoever wins, we lose" represents truth in advertising gets a spear through the chest.

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Dark City
For the benefit of amnesiacs everywhere: if a naked Melissa George offers to have sex with you, you accept.

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Curse of the Golden Flower
And people wonder why the divorce rate is so high.

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Angels & Demons
After The Da Vinci Code was unapologetic in offending Catholics and Christians, it's strange to see this film wussy out by removing the Arab assassin.

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Serenity
Are we paying attention, Mr. Lucas?

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Calling it loud, obnoxious, brainless, incoherent and racist would be an insult if that didn't describe most of Michael Bay's filmography.

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Gladiator
An epic to be sure, though I suspect the Academy handed it certain awards for fear of Russell Crowe's wrath.

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Max Payne
More of a dull aching sensation, really.

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