Shok
Approval Rating:
52.17%
Sentences: 89
Joined: March 30, 2008
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Sentences
First Blood
Proof positive that nobody mumbles with nearly as much emotion and intensity as Sylvester Stallone.
The Day the Earth Stood Still
This remake might have gotten a warmer reception if Klaatu's mission was really just to smack Jaden Smith.
Armageddon
There's something fitting about the comparison of a giant planet-killing rock to the state of Texas.
The Simpsons Movie
Say all you want that the series stopped being funny, it's still a step ahead of Family Guy, which of course never started.
Jubei Ninpocho (Ninja Scroll)
If this film is any indication, Yoshiaki Kawajiri can be described as the family-friendly Takashi Miike.
Eagle Eye
1984 becomes a lot scarier given the supposition that Big Brother is American.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Okay, so if Will Turner is Westley, Elizabeth Swann is Buttercup, and Jack Sparrow is Inigo Montoya, who's standing in for Fezzik, Vizzini, and Prince Humperdinck?
Spaceballs
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, spoof movies still had class.
Star Trek
I'm certain there's an awesome movie in here someplace, but I couldn't see it through all the lens flares.
