sargon
Approval Rating:
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Sentences: 21
Joined: May 1, 2008
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Sentences
Because I Said So
Little known trivia fact, the title of this movie was inspired by the angry response of a Sony records executive to the question, "why are we making Mandy Moore famous again?"
No Country For Old Men
When Javier Bardem showed that an airbolt gun has uses beyond slaughtering cattle, the airbolt gun industry cheered and the locksmith industry gasped in horror.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
If you have ever wondered why Sean Penn is so insanely serious about everything, this movie will explain his twenty year personal catharsis.
Havoc
Dear Diary: I am bored being a princess and I wish for just one second Julie Andrews would turn her head so I could go hang with some Latino gang-bangers.
Transformers
My bet in the online pool for which sequel will finally star Omega Supreme or the Constructibots is Transformers V: Harbingers of the Jeweled Prism of Ultimate Death.
The Dark Knight
If this movie loses out on oscars to some film with people arguing in British accents in a meadow than I swear to God I will unleash the Joker on Hollywood and all British meadows.
Shaun of the Dead
Important lesson: when planning my day in a drunken stupor, I must always leave flexibility for the possiblity of a massive zombie attack.
Loverboy
For those poor Grey's Anatomy fans who are sad about a summer full of re-runs, feel free to enjoy this movie which is essentially the same as the show (random Patrick Dempsey sex scenes) but without the distracting medical jargon.
300
At the casting call for female actors: "Are you auditioning for the role of the woman who is raped by a young guy, a woman who is raped by five old guys, or the role of harem sex slave?"
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
At this point, if Disney just pumped out a lot of merchandise for Pirates of the Caribbean IV and never made an actual movie, would anyone notice? (read in a snarky tone to deciper rhetorical answer)
