sargon
Approval Rating:
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Sentences: 7
Joined: May 1, 2008
Sentences
Transformers
My bet in the online pool for which sequel will finally star Omega Supreme or the Constructibots is Transformers V: Harbingers of the Jeweled Prism of Ultimate Death.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
If you have ever wondered why Sean Penn is so insanely serious about everything, this movie will explain his twenty year personal catharsis.
Havoc
Dear Diary: I am bored being a princess and I wish for just one second Julie Andrews would turn her head so I could go hang with some Latino gang-bangers.
300
At the casting call for female actors: "Are you auditioning for the role of the woman who is raped by a young guy, a woman who is raped by five old guys, or the role of harem sex slave?"
No Country For Old Men
When Javier Bardem showed that an airbolt gun has uses beyond slaughtering cattle, the airbolt gun industry cheered and the locksmith industry gasped in horror.
Shaun of the Dead
Important lesson: when planning my day in a drunken stupor, I must always leave flexibility for the possiblity of a massive zombie attack.
The Number 23
The agents and representation for the number 23 was going to sue over its depiction in this movie, but then decided that any publicity is good publicity.
