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Because I Said So
Little known trivia fact, the title of this movie was inspired by the angry response of a Sony records executive to the question, "why are we making Mandy Moore famous again?"

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Shaun of the Dead
Important lesson: when planning my day in a drunken stupor, I must always leave flexibility for the possiblity of a massive zombie attack.

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Havoc
Dear Diary: I am bored being a princess and I wish for just one second Julie Andrews would turn her head so I could go hang with some Latino gang-bangers.

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What Women Want
It would seem that TNT believes what women want is to see this movie every single time that the rest of the television is dominated by football games.

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Ocean's Eleven
It was good entertainment but I am not sure it was worth the tinge of regret on my wife's face as she looks at me now and realizes that I am not now, nor will I ever be, George, Brad, Matt or Andy.

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L.A. Confidential
Directions to make this movie: Witty dialogue, punch bad guy, make out with hooker, repeat if necessary.

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Fast Times at Ridgemont High
If you have ever wondered why Sean Penn is so insanely serious about everything, this movie will explain his twenty year personal catharsis.

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The Number 23
The agents and representation for the number 23 was going to sue over its depiction in this movie, but then decided that any publicity is good publicity.

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Transformers
My bet in the online pool for which sequel will finally star Omega Supreme or the Constructibots is Transformers V: Harbingers of the Jeweled Prism of Ultimate Death.

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Alien vs. Predator
Since Sigourney Weaver defeated Alien and Arnold Schwarzenegger defeated Predator isn't the sequel obvious: Weaver vs. Schwarzenegger.

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