sargon
Approval Rating:
55.02%
Sentences: 21
Joined: May 1, 2008
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Sentences
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
By the fifth installment of this series Michael Bay will wise up and edit out all of the audio except that glorious sound of a laser sword slicing through an alien alloy robot shell.
Babel
I stand firm on my argument that this was really six mini-films they ran out of money with, that some producer spliced together and called 'art'.
300
At the casting call for female actors: "Are you auditioning for the role of the woman who is raped by a young guy, a woman who is raped by five old guys, or the role of harem sex slave?"
The Dark Knight
If this movie loses out on oscars to some film with people arguing in British accents in a meadow than I swear to God I will unleash the Joker on Hollywood and all British meadows.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
At this point, if Disney just pumped out a lot of merchandise for Pirates of the Caribbean IV and never made an actual movie, would anyone notice? (read in a snarky tone to deciper rhetorical answer)
No Country For Old Men
When Javier Bardem showed that an airbolt gun has uses beyond slaughtering cattle, the airbolt gun industry cheered and the locksmith industry gasped in horror.
Loverboy
For those poor Grey's Anatomy fans who are sad about a summer full of re-runs, feel free to enjoy this movie which is essentially the same as the show (random Patrick Dempsey sex scenes) but without the distracting medical jargon.
WALL•E
Of course Earth will die if you make its president the same guy who allowed Ron Burgundy and Brick Tamland to deliver the news to San Diego.
Shi mian mai fu (House of Flying Daggers)
In today's real estate market do you really want people thinking that your house is replete with random flying mini-swords?
Say Anything
I cannot fully review this movie due to a pending lawsuit over how trying to use a trench coat and a boom box to regain the affections of a woman actually retarded my social IQ by about a decade.
