dulit1980
Approval Rating:
44.03%
Sentences: 53
Joined: August 24, 2008
i like movies. i like comics. i like anime. and yet i still get laid.
Sentences
Catwoman
Aiming to please, this one skyrockets on the pleasure scale somewhere in the vicinity of nails on a chalkboard, dry heaving lumps of hair, and grazing the litter box.
The Lake House
In which Keanu Reaves and Sandra Bullock have all the chemistry of incestuous twins.
Original Sin
From what I remember this is a scintillating passion play in the vein of the Marquis de---aww chick-a-bow-wow---boobies!
Mars Attacks!
While ID4 might be what most Americans imagine an alien invasion to be like, Mars Attacks! is probably closer to the real thing.
La cité des enfants perdus (The City of Lost Children)
Full of sublime moments and arresting imagery including a little girl turning into Tom Cruise for a split second---aaaaAAAaaagh!
Ghost Rider
Funded by The Association of Guys Who Want to One Day Buy a Harley and Get a Flaming Skull Tattooed on their Upper Arm
Spider-man
Feature Films, Comic Book Icons, I now pronounce you husband and wife . . . for the 4th time.
