dulit1980
Approval Rating:
47.21%
Sentences: 60
Joined: August 24, 2008
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Sentences
Spider-man
Feature Films, Comic Book Icons, I now pronounce you husband and wife . . . for the 4th time.
Hokuto no ken (Fist of the Northstar)
Perspective means nothing when a man the size of an elephant can be cut up into human steaks by a girly man's fingers.
Hard Candy
Independent snuff film wherein we get to watch a pedophile literally beg to have his balls back.
Mars Attacks!
While ID4 might be what most Americans imagine an alien invasion to be like, Mars Attacks! is probably closer to the real thing.
Click
Forgettable Sandler fare wherein he figuratively beats the dead horse from It's A Wonderful Life, Mr. Destiny, and Bedazzled, which literally would have been more entertaining.
Original Sin
From what I remember this is a scintillating passion play in the vein of the Marquis de---aww chick-a-bow-wow---boobies!
Spider-man 3
An unfortunate leak of the 139 minute trailer for Spider-man 3 and 4, which happened to be very well paced 3 hour movies.
Ghost Rider
Funded by The Association of Guys Who Want to One Day Buy a Harley and Get a Flaming Skull Tattooed on their Upper Arm
