dulit1980
Approval Rating:
47.22%
Sentences: 60
Joined: August 24, 2008
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Sentences
Black Snake Moan
Though an official poll elected "I'm tired of all these mother*@&!*^ black snakes in my mother@*$^(! @$$" as the winning fan-submitted line for the script, the producers passed seeing as they had never sponsored the poll.
Memento
Unlike Chris Nolan, Guy Pearce hasn't gone on to do anything quite as memorable.
Jack
Coppola and Williams' attempt at recapturing the glory of Penny Marshall's Awakenings, except there's no De Niro, no memoir as source material, and we are told the lighter side of Werner Syndrome ala Mad Magazine.
Napoleon Dynamite
Comedically less dynamite and more m80's strategically placed around the jock/bully's house to make him crap his pants and look more the fool than your bucktooth, antisocial, emotionally awkward ass.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
I'll say this much: Bryan Adams is to this flick, what Bette Midler was to Beaches.
Duo luo tian shi (Fallen Angels)
Wong Kar Wai gives us all the neon-glow glamor and dazed drifting of a contract assassin while prodding our funny bone with a mute Takeshi Kaneshiro.
Being John Malkovich
If I were Terry Gilliam I'd be crying tears of joy and "how the hell did this kid one up me?"
10,000 B.C.
If you stayed up to watch Clan of the Cavebear, The Beast Master, and Stargate three times each, you might crap out this movie.


