Sage
Approval Rating:
57.42%
Sentences: 116
Joined: March 13, 2008
Sentences
Jesus Camp
I keep thinking the summer camp will end with, not a bonfire, but a witch-burning.
Men In Black
I know it's not really a sequel, but didn't Will Smith already save the earth from aliens?
In & Out
A big secret is reveiled in this film; when Tom Selleck shaves his moustache he becomes gay, which is why he never shaves it again.
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
The statue is weighing its options: see this movie with Clint Eastwood as the director or spend the money on a Clint Eastwood movie without him as the director.
Elf
In a world where even the elves are reality-jaded, Ferrell is still the most naive thing alive.
A League of Their Own
The sequel will be set in 2077, and women's baseball will still never see the ESPN highlight reel.
Across the Universe
You feel slightly dirty when you see a strawberry, and don't know why.
Hauru no ugoku shiro (Howl's Moving Castle)
This is a film that will be lauded, applauded, held in high regard, and patted on the back, all well deserving of such actions, and still few people will actually go see it.
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
You find yourself comparing it poorly to the 1979 cartoon, and you don't know why.
