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Ocean's Eleven
This is the first ensemble movie I've seen that actually needs these actors, in these roles, to be what it is and not just big stars who want to work together.

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Hancock
I never knew an 8 year old calling Will Smith "Jackass" would be as funny as it really, really is.

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Smart People
Waitaminute, these people are talking big words but acting like idiooooh I get it, the title is supposed to be ironic .

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Highlander
Proving the "Never bring a sword to a gun fight" rule completely wrong.

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Léon (The Professional)
Never mess with a hitman's twelve-year old love interest.

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Eagle Eye
This was a better plot back when it was Enemy of the State .

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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Oh great, we've upgraded from an adolescent, wooden, bad-acting Anakin to a young adult wooden, terrible-acting Anakin, now with hormones.

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Batman Returns
Business for dominatrixes across the country suddenly tripled with requests to wear the Catwoman mask while in session.

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Old School
Once upon a time, there was movie where Will Ferrell's man-child shtick was funny and Vince Vaughn acting as himself was still original.

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Road House
I'm supposed to believe Patrick Swayze has a PhD and still take this movie seriously at the same time?

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